Ermahgerd
excl.
Oh my God. Said at maximum volume about anything at all.
Certified superfan. Zero chill.
Ermahgerd
$MERNERH
“ERMAHGERD! MAH FRAVRIT BERKS!”
Psst — hover any shout on this page to translate it.
Ermah just found something amazing. It is a library card. She is screaming. Persia has heard it 400 times.
ERMAHGERD! A CERT!
Persia: “...”
Chapter 1: ERMAHGERD
Welcome to the Ermahverse
Ermah gets ridiculously excited about everything. Books, potatoes, cats, stickers, Tuesdays. Being cool was never an option, and she is thrilled about that too.
Gersberms? ERMAHGERD.
Mashed potatoes? MERSHED PERDERDERS!
Cats? CERTS!!!
She talks like she's wearing a giant retainer, because she is. Every word gets extra R's. Nobody understands her. Nobody needs to. The hype translates itself.
“ERMAHGERD!”
“MAH FRAVRIT BERKS!”
“GERSBERMS! MAH FRAVRIT BERKS!”
The Hall of Obsessions
Mah fravrit thengs
Obsession #001 · Persia has heard about it 400 times
Gersberms
GERSBERMS = 💯💯💯
“MAH FRAVRIT BERKS! I HERV ERLL ERV THERM. I REARD THE SPERKY ERNE WERTH THE MERSK SERVERN TERMS. SERVERN!”
Hype level: always maximum.
The Memespeak Dictionary
Lerning to sperk Ermahgerd
Gersberms
n.
Goosebumps. The books. Her fravrit berks of ERL TERM.
Berks
n.
Books. She has read every single one twice. Out loud.
Fravrit
adj.
Favorite. Applies to everything she has ever seen.
Mershed Perderders
n.
Mashed potatoes. A religious experience.
Cert
n.
Cat. Specifically Persia, who is tolerating this.
Rertainer
n.
Retainer. The source of the accent. Worn with pride.
Sherpertermerntert
adj.
Super excited. Her default setting.
How memespeak works
The Ermahgerd Trernslerter
1. The Vowel Rule
Almost every vowel becomes ER, EH or AH, a slurred "uh" sound. Mashed → MERSHED, God → GERD, Goose → GERS. So boat, boot, beat and bit all flatten to BERT.
2. Condense Doubles
Two vowels side by side melt into one ER, and double letters shrink to one. Potatoes → PERDERDER, Happiness → HERPERNERS.
3. Slur the Y
A long Y at the end turns into a whiny EE, AH or EH. My → MAH, Scary → SCURREH.
4. Slang Swaps
Some words skip the rules: The → DA, You → U, And → AN.
| English | Ermahgerd |
|---|---|
| Oh my God | ER MAH GERD |
| Goosebumps | GERSBERMS |
| Favorite Books | FRAVRIT BERKS |
| Dragons | DRERGERNS |
| Tennis Ball | TERNERSH BERL |
ERMAHGERD version
ERMAHGERD, I LERV DA MERSHERD PERDERDERS AN U!
What is Ermah excited about now?
Ermah is vibrating. Press the button.
The Gallery
Ferces ERV ERMAHGERD
Fresh from the vault
The offishul poster
Ermah, Persia and the word that started it all, printed together at last. She is holding the cat. The cat is holding a grudge.
Click the poster to see it full size. She insists you notice her teeth.
Fresh from the vault
Mah fravrit berks!
Three Gersberms held up like a trophy. She has read them nine times and will read them nine more.
Click the picture to see it full size. Yes, those are her braces. She is very proud of them.
More expressions coming soon. She has 900 and they are all excited.
Official paperwork
The token of pure hype
The internet takes itself way too seriously. Ermah thinks it needs more screaming about books, potatoes and cats.
$MERNERH exists in that spirit: a meme project for every unapologetic dork who ever got way too excited about their favorite thing.
$MERNERH is a meme token with no intrinsic value or expectation of financial return. Ermah's excitement is not financial advice. Nothing here is.
Project name (very official)
ERMAHGERD
Ticker (she screamed it)
$MERNERH
Contract address
Announced soon — only trust official channels
Mah merster plern
The Ermahgerd cycle
PHERS 1
ERMAHGERD
Ermah discovers something. Anything. She screams about it.
PHERS 2
TERL ERVERYERN
The whole internet hears about it. Twice. Loudly.
PHERS 3
MERK FRERNDS
Fellow superfans unite. Coolness is officially cancelled.
PHERS 4
ERMAHGERD ERGERN
She finds a new favorite thing. Return to Phers 1.
Comedy, not commitments. No features or outcomes are promised.
Jern the dorks
Membership is open to anyone who has ever been way too excited about their favorite book, food, show or cat, and never cared who was watching.
ERMAHGERD! WERLCERM HERM!
Official channels opening soon. Ermah is too excited to finish setting them up.